"Why you don't return to Britain?"

In response to my joyless, reticent and downright cuntish student, because Britain does this:

to honour someone who actively made the world a much, MUCH worse place than she found it. 

Brilliant Mark Steel article about the matter:

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/mark-steel-you-cant-just-shut-us-up-now-that-margaret-thatchers-dead-8568785.html

In other news, it's not hotter than Vulcan's cock, but it's getting there.